Great Dog Jokes
Dogs make us smile but these dog jokes will make you laugh.
How Many Canines Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb ?
Toy Poodle: All I need to do is blow in that Border Collie's ear and he will rewire my house darling.
Golden Retriever: Beautiful sunny day, plenty of food so the future looks bright and all you care about is a light bulb that isn't working !
Border Collie: One is easy. Need the house rewired ?
Dachshund: Who says I can even reach the light.
Malamute: Let someone else do it. What's for dinner ?
Pointer: Look... over there, I see the light bulb !
Rottweiler: Make My Day !
Shi-tzu: How insulting - Don't even give it a second thought. My nails aren't dry !
Lab: I will do it ! I will do it ! Please - Please Can I ?
Doberman Pinscher: Hmmmmm - nice and dark, time for a nap.
Mastiff: The dark DOES not bother me.
Irish Wolfhound: No way - not me - with my hangover ?
Cocker Spaniel: It is dark and this spot right here looks great for a nice long pee.
Hound Dog: You woke me for what ?
Chihuahua: Yo - amigo - no comprende !
Greyhound: Does it move ? BBBBBBoring.
Australian Shepherd: If you round up the light bulbs I will be glad to take it from there.
Old English Sheep Dog: You mean that crunchy thing I just devoured was a light bulb ?
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